Sher-O-Shayari

Dil koi aaina nahin jo tootne par awaaz karta hai
Yeh to hai us phool jaisa jo murjhane par uff tak nahin karta

Phool ko dar hai murjha Jaane ka,
Pathar ko dar hai thukra Jaane ka,
Mein aankhen isliye nahin kholta,
Mujhe dar hai sapnon ke toot Jaane k

Teri Aankhon mein koi karishma zaroor hai
Tu jise dekh le woh tarapta zaroor hai

Chand se haseen hai chandni
Chandni se haseen hai Raat
Raat se haseen hai Chand
Aur chand se haseen hai Aap

uskiYaad mein har pal Itna jala jata hoon
Log khud ko jalate hain
Mein Dil ko jalata hoon

Tumne dil ko kya chuwa, Dhadkan Machal Gayi
Humne Tumko ko kya chuwa, Humari Ruh Machal Gayi

Yeh Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai
Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi

In Hi Patharon Pe Chal Ke, Aaa Sako To Aao
Hamaare Ghar Ke Raste Koi Kahkashan Nahi

Kafas Udas Hai yaaro, Subah Se Kuch To Kaho
Kahin To Behr-E-Khuda Aaaj Zikr-E-Yaar Chale

“PYAR WYAR TO BUS EK BAHANA HAI,
DAR ASAL NA TO HAME NAZRO SE NAZRE MILANA HAI,
HEME TO AOTHO SE AOTH MILANA HAI,
KYA KRE JANAM YE RAJKAPOOR KA ZAMANA NAHI YE TO
IMRAN HASHMI KA NAMANA HAI”

“SHUKRYADA KARTA HOO, US KHUDA KI
JO TUM MUJHSE NAFRAT TO KARTE HO,
ISI BAHANE KAM SE KAM YAAD TO KARTE HO”



choti choti bato se ruth jaya na karo
apne diwane ko itana na sataya karo
par ek hai sikayt tumse
auro ke sath aaya jaya na karo

Karoge yaad gujre jamane ko,
tarsoge humare sath 1 pal bitane ko,
fir awaz doge hume vapas bulane ko,
or hum kahenge darwaja nhi h kabr se bahar aane ko.

Chiragon ko aur tej kar do kyunki roshni bahut kam hai aur main tamaam umar tera intezaar kar longa phir bhi yeh gam rehega ki “Zindagi kam hai”

Har pal ne kaha ek pal se…
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao…
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho…
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao..

Hamara har lamha chura liya apne ,
Aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya apne , hame zindagi to di kisi aur ne par itna pyar dekar jeena sikha diya apne

Betab tamannao ki kasak rahne do, manjil ko pane ki lalak rahne do,aap bhale hi raho dur najro se,par band palko me apni jhalak rahne Do..

“It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone” Be in touch..

MIT GAYE SAB ZAKHM BAS
NISHAAN BAAKI REH GAYE
SAZA TOW POORI HO GAYI
BAS GUNAAH KARNA BAAKI
RAH GAYA.

If dreams were dreams and dreams came true,

I wouldn?t be here but I?ld be next to you.
Distance is 1 thing that keeps us apart
but u will always be in my heart.
Dictionary is the only place where
DEATH comes before LIFE,

SUCCESS comes before WORK,
DIVORCE comes before MARRIAGE,
But the best part is FRIEND
comes before RELATIVES.
3 glances = 1 smile ,
3 smiles = 1 meeting,
3 meetings = 1 kiss,
3 kiss = 1 proposal,
3 proposal = 1 marriage,
1 marriage = 3 words ? waat lag gayi mamu !
Hum kyun gham karein,
Agar woh hume na mile,
Arre ! Gham to woh kare
jise hum na mile.

Ban sahara be-saharo ke liye,
Ban kinara be-kinaro ke liye,
Jo jeeye apne liye to kya jeeye,
Jee sakke to jee hazaro ke liye.

NASHA SHARAB KAAA,

MAUSAM SHABAB KAA,
PHOOL GULAB KAAA,
HUSN JAANAB KAAA,
AUR UN SABSE BADHKER,
UN SABSE HASEEEN,
BABBAR SHER PADHNE WALAA,
MENDAK TALAAB KAAAA.
HA!HA!HA!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!


Ab aur Manzil pane ki Hasrat nahi,
Kisi ki yaad me Mar jane ki Fitarat nahi,
Aap jaise Dost jab se mile kisi Aur,
ko Dost banane ki Jarurat nahi..!!

funny Shayari's:-

TUMARE JIENDGE ME KABHI KOE GAM NA HO
APKI ,AANKHE KANHI ANSUOO SE NAM NA HO
APKO MAILE ROJ-ROJ NAYEGIRL FRIEND
JINKI UMAR 80 SE KAM NA HO

PHOOL BINA KHUSHBU BEKAAR
CHANDANI BINA CHAND,BEKAAR
PYAAR BINA ZINDAGI BEKAAR AUR
GIRL-FRIEND KE BINA CARTOON-NETWORK BEKAAR

Kabhi kabhi meri ankho
main Saya lagta hai ..
Jo apna hia woh
praya lagta hai
tum se milney ki
Tmana tu bhot hai
Lekin
Anay janey main karyaa
bohat lagta hai........

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta......
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta......
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha......

Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai.......
Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai.......
Are miss karna hai to macharo ko karo.......
jo apni jaan per khelkar bhi aapko kiss kiya karte hai.........

aik baat bataon raaz ki
karo us larki sey asshqi
jis k chehre pey ho sadgi
sanso main ho taazgi
chandni ho chand kee
raani ho wo raat ki
khushboo ho gulab ki
batain karay pyar ki
nazuk ho mizzajj ki
achy ho ikhlaq ki
paband ho namaz ki
khidmat karay ma bap ki
aur kahay
main hon sirf aap ki …

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to
kya hua umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge.
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge

Ladki(Konsi Hai Bhai) Boli : Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Baba Bhai Bole : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

Baaghon mein phool khilte rahenge......
raat mein deep jalte rahenge......
Khuda aapko saari khushiyan dede.....
Baaki takleef to hum aapko dete rahenge....

Paani aane ki baat karte ho.....
Dil jalaney ki baat karte ho.....
humne cheh din se muh nahi dhoya.....
aur tum nahane ki baat karte ho.....

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

vo Bhi Kya Din The Jab Hame Iog
Deewaano Ki Tarah Kiss Kiya Karte The
Par Hay Hamari Futi Kismat Ke
Us Waqt Ham 2 Saal Ke Hua Karte The

Din mein chaand sitare acche nahi lagte.....
Ab duniya ke yeh nazare acche nahi lagte....
Koi jikar kyo nahi karta humare ghar per....
ki ab hum Kuware acche nahi lagte.........

Agar koi app ko dukh de,taklef de, apko rone pe majbour kare to ap b usko rula sakte hain pata hai kaise?? uski ankh main ungli mar ke

Aaj phir mujhe apni kismat per rona aaya........
jab meine phir pyar mein dhokha paaya.........
phir ke kudi ko dekha to yeh mann muskuraya.......
aur bola dekh teri kismat tune kya khoya aur kya paya.........

Lamha Lamha waqt Guzar jaiga..
Shaadi k bandhan mai koi Aapko Baandh jaiga..
Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se koi AFFAIR krlo..
Kya pata kal konsa CARTOON aapka DULHA banajyga

Mosam shabab ka
nasha sharab ka
parda janab ka
aur rang gulab ka
in main sab sey haseen to dekho
sms parhne wala “mendak talab ka"

Mere pass 1 bandar aya aur kaha,
mujhe logo ko pareshan karna hai,
maine tumhara naam bataya to usne jhapad mara,
aur kaha "BOSS" se panga nahi.

Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain”
bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna ....

Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,
Isi Liye Tou .
Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”

Ek LARKI Ki DUA
Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi,
Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi,
Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein,
Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi

Daton ko barabar ghis dalne ka
moti ke mafik chamka dalne ka
hath me cutting chay leke
sab friend log ko bol dal
"subah ho gayi mamu" Bole to gudwali morning

Cheez Bewafai se badkar kya hogi,
Gum_e_halat judai se badkar kya hogi,
Jise deni ho saza 4 saal ke liye,
B.E. ki Padhai se badkar kya hogi

Ab bhul chuka hun sab kuchh
jo yaad hain wo bhi bhula dunga
ab laut ke mere paas na aana warna
haath ka kangan gale ki phaansi bana doonga

Jawani ke din nokeelay hogaye........
Jazbaat hamaray chamkeelay hogaye..........
Izhaar-e- Muhabaat main hum dheelay hogaye........
aur un kay haath peelay hogaye........

Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata...



TUMARE JIENDGE ME KABHI KOE GAM NA HO
APKI ,AANKHE KANHI ANSUOO SE NAM NA HO
APKO MAILE ROJ-ROJ NAYEGIRL FRIEND
JINKI UMAR 80 SE KAM NA HO

PHOOL BINA KHUSHBU BEKAAR
CHANDANI BINA CHAND,BEKAAR
PYAAR BINA ZINDAGI BEKAAR AUR
GIRL-FRIEND KE BINA CARTOON-NETWORK BEKAAR

Kabhi kabhi meri ankho
main Saya lagta hai ..
Jo apna hia woh
praya lagta hai
tum se milney ki
Tmana tu bhot hai
Lekin
Anay janey main karyaa
bohat lagta hai........

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta......
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta......
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha......

Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai.......
Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai.......
Are miss karna hai to macharo ko karo.......
jo apni jaan per khelkar bhi aapko kiss kiya karte hai.........

aik baat bataon raaz ki
karo us larki sey asshqi
jis k chehre pey ho sadgi
sanso main ho taazgi
chandni ho chand kee
raani ho wo raat ki
khushboo ho gulab ki
batain karay pyar ki
nazuk ho mizzajj ki
achy ho ikhlaq ki
paband ho namaz ki
khidmat karay ma bap ki
aur kahay
main hon sirf aap ki …

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to
kya hua umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge.
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge

Ladki(Konsi Hai Bhai) Boli : Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Baba Bhai Bole : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

Baaghon mein phool khilte rahenge......
raat mein deep jalte rahenge......
Khuda aapko saari khushiyan dede.....
Baaki takleef to hum aapko dete rahenge....

Paani aane ki baat karte ho.....
Dil jalaney ki baat karte ho.....
humne cheh din se muh nahi dhoya.....
aur tum nahane ki baat karte ho.....

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

vo Bhi Kya Din The Jab Hame Iog
Deewaano Ki Tarah Kiss Kiya Karte The
Par Hay Hamari Futi Kismat Ke
Us Waqt Ham 2 Saal Ke Hua Karte The

Din mein chaand sitare acche nahi lagte.....
Ab duniya ke yeh nazare acche nahi lagte....
Koi jikar kyo nahi karta humare ghar per....
ki ab hum Kuware acche nahi lagte.........

Agar koi app ko dukh de,taklef de, apko rone pe majbour kare to ap b usko rula sakte hain pata hai kaise?? uski ankh main ungli mar ke

Aaj phir mujhe apni kismat per rona aaya........
jab meine phir pyar mein dhokha paaya.........
phir ke kudi ko dekha to yeh mann muskuraya.......
aur bola dekh teri kismat tune kya khoya aur kya paya.........

Lamha Lamha waqt Guzar jaiga..
Shaadi k bandhan mai koi Aapko Baandh jaiga..
Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se koi AFFAIR krlo..
Kya pata kal konsa CARTOON aapka DULHA banajyga

Mosam shabab ka
nasha sharab ka
parda janab ka
aur rang gulab ka
in main sab sey haseen to dekho
sms parhne wala “mendak talab ka"

Mere pass 1 bandar aya aur kaha,
mujhe logo ko pareshan karna hai,
maine tumhara naam bataya to usne jhapad mara,
aur kaha "BOSS" se panga nahi.

Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain”
bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna ....

Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,
Isi Liye Tou .
Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”

Ek LARKI Ki DUA
Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi,
Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi,
Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein,
Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi

Daton ko barabar ghis dalne ka
moti ke mafik chamka dalne ka
hath me cutting chay leke
sab friend log ko bol dal
"subah ho gayi mamu" Bole to gudwali morning

Cheez Bewafai se badkar kya hogi,
Gum_e_halat judai se badkar kya hogi,
Jise deni ho saza 4 saal ke liye,
B.E. ki Padhai se badkar kya hogi

Ab bhul chuka hun sab kuchh
jo yaad hain wo bhi bhula dunga
ab laut ke mere paas na aana warna
haath ka kangan gale ki phaansi bana doonga

Jawani ke din nokeelay hogaye........
Jazbaat hamaray chamkeelay hogaye..........
Izhaar-e- Muhabaat main hum dheelay hogaye........
aur un kay haath peelay hogaye........

Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata...